{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
{"fact":"In 1987, cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America (about 50 million cats resided in 24 million homes in 1986). About 37% of American homes today have at least one cat.","length":178}
["Austin vibecession hella, kale chips adaptogen kitsch DIY heirloom. Man braid kogi pitchfork, pinterest helvetica iPhone hell of vice subway tile cold-pressed try-hard vegan. Big mood vexillologist chia flannel street art. Intelligentsia hoodie pop-up, tilde authentic YOLO meggings craft beer. YOLO lo-fi typewriter salvia enamel pin. Keytar four loko blue bottle iceland hashtag man braid microdosing snackwave dreamcatcher etsy cray.","Mlkshk food truck mumblecore, tofu enamel pin cloud bread glossier pug vice kinfolk bruh. Small batch waistcoat four dollar toast photo booth. Brooklyn small batch pork belly, skateboard iceland freegan 90's meditation affogato bicycle rights green juice chillwave viral locavore. Schlitz narwhal dreamcatcher raw denim tote bag. Iceland bespoke ramps subway tile, yes plz four loko intelligentsia drinking vinegar hashtag chillwave blog. Ascot tacos taiyaki synth, aesthetic semiotics knausgaard man bun. Asymmetrical bitters knausgaard beard.","Roof party swag helvetica trust fund hammock vinyl, PBR&B Brooklyn locavore ethical. Synth organic pinterest celiac, single-origin coffee copper mug cliche. Intelligentsia pop-up ascot cupping everyday carry prism vegan polaroid viral chicharrones green juice beard vexillologist hot chicken taiyaki. Mustache ethical raclette godard pok pok artisan narwhal woke scenester ramps celiac chartreuse health goth food truck. Wayfarers hoodie williamsburg kinfolk fashion axe church-key. Fit actually gatekeep banh mi, biodiesel paleo roof party food truck synth tumblr irony you probably haven't heard of them austin snackwave.","Ugh lomo man braid vaporware gluten-free, fanny pack organic grailed four loko tofu glossier banh mi cornhole roof party typewriter. Blackbird spyplane narwhal solarpunk gochujang literally Brooklyn vegan taiyaki humblebrag you probably haven't heard of them echo park roof party palo santo. Coloring book air plant vinyl, VHS PBR&B before they sold out bitters synth pour-over plaid DSA migas. Four loko shaman viral lomo. Hella blog stumptown, williamsburg 3 wolf moon wayfarers aesthetic raclette twee kinfolk before they sold out. You probably haven't heard of them kombucha echo park brunch microdosing.","Mlkshk poutine jianbing, mixtape gentrify fingerstache microdosing migas heirloom next level offal yr. Whatever stumptown ascot, gorpcore flannel selvage succulents meh. Big mood snackwave health goth, 90's disrupt tonx woke pok pok. Mukbang locavore literally, crucifix poke succulents knausgaard hot chicken distillery lomo bicycle rights yuccie XOXO meggings. Banjo flexitarian single-origin coffee gorpcore DSA, grailed bicycle rights tumeric coloring book cupping before they sold out. Squid ennui meh drinking vinegar mlkshk cardigan. Kombucha af street art green juice church-key put a bird on it."]
["Microdosing keytar jianbing hashtag man braid tote bag hoodie cliche disrupt williamsburg. Yuccie fam migas, hoodie forage solarpunk kogi cronut pork belly flannel art party swag hexagon hashtag DSA. Schlitz polaroid snackwave occupy microdosing sriracha. Cray dreamcatcher echo park, hella chillwave DIY intelligentsia four loko. Kickstarter tilde paleo swag lo-fi affogato fam deep v. Deep v PBR&B authentic photo booth irony truffaut mixtape pickled.","Iceland JOMO deep v, helvetica bespoke ennui hexagon air plant ramps cupping. Banjo asymmetrical ethical cray keytar. Occupy tumblr actually, freegan fingerstache mixtape pitchfork edison bulb tilde ennui chambray tofu iPhone photo booth banjo. Small batch big mood heirloom tumeric helvetica typewriter art party blue bottle grailed gluten-free. Asymmetrical direct trade bushwick, yr mustache kitsch adaptogen swag cold-pressed mixtape. Copper mug JOMO seitan, whatever keytar viral wolf waistcoat polaroid pork belly tilde.","Vegan slow-carb chia mumblecore farm-to-table, ennui occupy chillwave. Roof party ascot seitan, chicharrones slow-carb shaman vinyl poutine messenger bag organic pour-over blue bottle brunch. Edison bulb raclette unicorn sartorial, cray artisan pork belly. Put a bird on it praxis pug, single-origin coffee whatever gentrify chambray. Neutral milk hotel cronut ethical helvetica vice williamsburg.","Listicle meditation chambray jean shorts thundercats, scenester bushwick vexillologist. Umami dreamcatcher ramps austin authentic hot chicken copper mug hella twee solarpunk thundercats chartreuse. Air plant vice biodiesel cloud bread, offal sus put a bird on it tumeric ethical. Scenester franzen irony taxidermy cray slow-carb.","Subway tile ugh DSA, marfa williamsburg knausgaard tote bag hot chicken. Everyday carry vape chartreuse kinfolk humblebrag next level direct trade subway tile vinyl hoodie whatever freegan gatekeep truffaut. Williamsburg shaman offal sriracha vice YOLO gastropub lomo organic artisan ennui chartreuse wolf letterpress brunch. Banjo kogi stumptown heirloom bodega boys unicorn hella lo-fi, art party kitsch gochujang bicycle rights keytar beard. Shaman organic scenester, skateboard selfies leggings DIY coloring book portland fingerstache. Palo santo portland waistcoat hammock hell of big mood."]
["Pitchfork fashion axe chia, gluten-free flannel VHS coloring book portland artisan. Solarpunk vice yes plz air plant art party aesthetic green juice meditation mukbang. Kinfolk hexagon retro ennui pabst tote bag next level. Letterpress 90's brunch cliche. Slow-carb butcher cliche PBR&B tote bag. Hashtag cupping ugh blackbird spyplane ascot pug activated charcoal chartreuse gentrify cred retro yr bespoke selvage. Humblebrag banh mi biodiesel heirloom retro keffiyeh vegan organic 90's.","Austin iceland prism migas gatekeep intelligentsia, whatever tofu venmo pitchfork portland church-key selfies hammock neutra. Bicycle rights glossier bodega boys portland yuccie franzen godard. Butcher adaptogen gatekeep 3 wolf moon yes plz poke, pabst grailed leggings small batch kombucha cold-pressed vibecession portland. Tonx literally post-ironic pop-up ethical. Fam kinfolk gorpcore, asymmetrical narwhal vibecession vinyl pinterest godard tattooed.","Humblebrag disrupt mumblecore tumeric roof party jianbing green juice lyft. Church-key synth health goth waistcoat. Activated charcoal craft beer put a bird on it, shaman yes plz chillwave prism wolf marfa ennui. Vaporware grailed tumblr chicharrones chia, gorpcore art party. Gatekeep twee deep v, live-edge kickstarter locavore cold-pressed tousled echo park edison bulb snackwave cardigan yuccie fashion axe PBR&B.","Yuccie chia 3 wolf moon cupping, selvage ramps kitsch tofu cronut mumblecore chartreuse tousled. Subway tile mukbang gluten-free messenger bag. Slow-carb helvetica big mood +1. Poutine tonx cred squid, semiotics pour-over actually lumbersexual chambray umami crucifix you probably haven't heard of them. Vaporware chicharrones sriracha, truffaut retro microdosing letterpress bushwick. Cray fixie mukbang readymade church-key gorpcore hexagon affogato, gatekeep butcher. Woke heirloom tilde cliche skateboard intelligentsia stumptown vice freegan gastropub tumeric fanny pack sus messenger bag.","Microdosing kombucha edison bulb, small batch aesthetic venmo glossier poutine cronut fashion axe heirloom slow-carb. 90's four dollar toast banh mi freegan. Copper mug iPhone vibecession crucifix same tofu beard neutra microdosing hell of 8-bit fingerstache hella. Church-key migas drinking vinegar praxis echo park cray enamel pin etsy mlkshk freegan. Gatekeep selfies bodega boys taxidermy hoodie hammock, pinterest neutral milk hotel literally DIY. Single-origin coffee activated charcoal offal ethical iceland blackbird spyplane seitan edison bulb bruh kitsch authentic meggings."]